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A sweet vintage drawing of a bird paired with the line: “If I Was a Bird, I Know Who I’d Shit On.”

The joke is aimed at whoever wronged them — a small, silly way to say “I’m on your side.”

Perfect for friends or family who want to vent and feel supported.

Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock

 • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")

 • Blank inside

 • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve

Each card is printed in the USA.

If I Was A Bird... Greeting Card

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A sweet vintage drawing of a bird paired with the line: “If I Was a Bird, I Know Who I’d Shit On.”

The joke is aimed at whoever wronged them — a small, silly way to say “I’m on your side.”

Perfect for friends or family who want to vent and feel supported.

Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock

 • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")

 • Blank inside

 • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve

Each card is printed in the USA.