Banking is serious business! You can't, for example, just release all of your money into the wind, or hide it under a mossy log.

You have to make deposits with an accredited institution, such as the Riverbank.

I gave mine to a Belted Kingfisher, and that was the last I ever saw of it. Now everything is great! 

These 10" x 3" stickers are screen-printed on highly durable vinyl!

They should withstand all the rigours of your dangerous and mysterious vehicular ramblings.